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Serious Gear for Serious Soldiers

On April 1st, some very serious gear will be available in the Depot! 

Kazoo HornsFailsauce Horns, and The Schnoz (pictured above) will be available for use only by the best of Auraxian fighters. Don't believe us? These vehicle horns are perfect for throwing your enemies off their game, and the Schnoz works to protect the face, enhance vision, and heighten your sense of smell. This gear is incredibly effective on the battlefield, and suited for only the most serious of soldiers. 


Be sure to make your way over to the Depot before this gear disappears - seriously.